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Anonimo:

You so horny I feel bad for ya I would've fucked you if I was a homosexual dude

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surprisebitch:

its not gay if you say “no homo” before fucking me bro

imhotep:

He caught his breath in his throat as his gaze fell on an amazing-looking woman standing on the platform […] For an endless moment, their eyes met. […] Just for a split second, Michael thought he saw a glimmer of interest, mixed with perhaps a trace of ineffable sorrow and regret. Then, to both his relief and his disappointment, she looked away […] The train’s sudden arrival startled Michael, and when he turned to look again for the lady in question, he discovered that she had vanished from sight completely. […] Michael expended a few more seconds searching for a glimpse of the leather-clad enchantress, then reluctantly headed for the train. […] Hidden in the shadows […], Selene watched the wide-eyed American youth turn toward the sleek blue train. […] She chastised herself for letting the nameless human’s striking good looks divert her from the mission. Still, she had to admit that her undead heart had skipped a beat when she saw him […], even as her fascinated gaze had lingered on his chiseled countenance much longer than it should have. I must be getting feebleminded and girlish in my old age, she thought archly, unable to shake the memory of the American’s pale brown eyes.

Underworld (2003)